I have a Facebook marriage, so I obviously know a lot about responsibility.

I stole coffee from my brother’s room (who the hell does he think he is keeping it in his room, instead of in the kitchen where it belongs? Jerk). Anyways, I left shitty cappuccino mix on the kitchen counter, so if he came home and smelled coffee, he’d think it was the mix, and wouldn’t think I invaded his privacy or whatever.

I had forgotten how nice it is to just sit around and drink strong coffee, listen to good music, and blow* my financial aid on online shopping.

*use a very small amount on clothes to reward myself for being such a cool cat, and the rest for school supplies, with the remainder going into my savings account

I sort of ship Elena with Elijah. Is that weird? She and Damon are still my favorite…but E&E could be pretty cool. They even have the alliteration thing down, so there’s that going for them (Never doubt the power of alliteration, my comrade).

How funny would it be if she ended up with Alaric though (They could take a note from Pretty Little Liars and create a teacher/high school teenager relationship, because that’s obviously a swell example for the younger viewers!).

It’s kind of lame that E&E could probably never happen though. While Elena’s fairly spunky, Elijah is just way too cool a cat for her. He is refined.

I had crepes for breakfast, in case you were wondering how fancy my morning was.