February 2012
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nots0rdinarygirl asked: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN...
kapaulsonn:
so this happened
GODDAMN IT, KATIE. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. GIRL, WATCH YOUR BACK. IF I EVER SEE YOU IN AN ALLEY, I WILL SHOVE A SLICE OF PIZZA IN YOUR MOUTH TO KEEP YOU QUIET ON SUCH CONFIDENTIAL MATTERS (I found a really good pizza place today, that you’d most likely enjoy. Talk about some delicious pizza!). AND I’LL REALLY PISS YOU OFF BY BRINGING...
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A friend and I were walking around the city tonight and group of well-dressed guys walked by, and I overheard them saying “let’s find 5 hot single chicks! Then one of them was like how about those two over there (gesturing to us). I gave them a withering glare, and needless to say, they continued walking.
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– (via thechocolatebrigade)
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the guy at the movie theatre who sold me my Junior Mints was definitely flirting with me so yay there’s something I have going for me
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The Woman in Black was awesome! Obviously I’m a bit biased on all things concerning Daniel Radcliffe, BUT STILL. While I didn’t find it particularly scary, it was quite suspenseful in a classy British horror film kind of way. Also, DanRad was pretty foxy so there’s that.
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Lost is probably the most stress inducing show ever and I love every minute of it.
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Watchcbustamanteo:
lolololololololoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD. She used a fucking ladle, I can’t even.
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WatchPHONE BANKING: You’re doing it right
January 2012
I have a Facebook marriage, so I obviously know a lot about responsibility.
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I stole coffee from my brother’s room (who the hell does he think he is keeping it in his room, instead of in the kitchen where it belongs? Jerk). Anyways, I left shitty cappuccino mix on the kitchen counter, so if he came home and smelled coffee, he’d think it was the mix, and wouldn’t think I invaded his privacy or whatever.
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I had forgotten how nice it is to just sit around and drink strong coffee, listen to good music, and blow* my financial aid on online shopping.
*use a very small amount on clothes to reward myself for being such a cool cat, and the rest for school supplies, with the remainder going into my savings account
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I sort of ship Elena with Elijah. Is that weird? She and Damon are still my favorite…but E&E could be pretty cool. They even have the alliteration thing down, so there’s that going for them (Never doubt the power of alliteration, my comrade).
How funny would it be if she ended up with Alaric though (They could take a note from Pretty Little Liars and create a teacher/high school...
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I had crepes for breakfast, in case you were wondering how fancy my morning was.
Tyra Banks, think before you Tweet, home girl.
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“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via survivingoffhope)
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“I hate when I’m at the Golden Globes and some dude hands me Meryl Streep’s...”
– David Fincher (via -labyrinth)
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With that dress, is Natalie Portman preparing for a new role as one of Cinderella’s evil stepsisters?
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The Artist won more Golden Globes than any other movie you probably didn’t see.
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