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Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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I was going to hit “Maybe” for a party invite someone sent me even though I have no intention of gracing them with my presence ;) but I realized that once I do, the person who invited me will msg me about it and I’ll have to make up some excuse like “I’ll too busy grooming my eyebrows on that day to come over; you have a good time though” or “Sorry mate, I...

Feb 27th

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The Oscars were so fantastic/frustrating/boring/hilarious/better than last year’s/worse than last year’s!! I totally watched them too!

Feb 27th

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quotesaboutfools asked: umm... you were supposed to tell me what's happening in your life!!

Feb 24th

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heartsontrial replied to your post: I wish I was alone on the moon, with no other… You are so quality! You’re pretty cool too! You know, for a Canadian.

Feb 22nd

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I wish I was alone on the moon with no other living creatures around, except maybe for some snow white kittens. together we would crawl around in the craters and I would pour water into the smaller craters for them so they could drink and remain hydrated and we could just sit around meowing at each other and then one day I’d be leading them on an escapade across the moon, and we’d...

Feb 21st

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Feb 19th

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Feb 17th

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Feb 16th

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Feb 16th

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“If merpeople can find a way to fornicate you can find a way to get through the...”

– what people should’ve said to Britney Spears in 2007

Feb 15th

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Feb 13th

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If anyone ever needs to be camouflaged as a bale of hay, I hear that skirt the chick from The Band Perry was wearing will be on sale tom.

Feb 13th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 11th

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nots0rdinarygirl asked: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN...

kapaulsonn: so this happened GODDAMN IT, KATIE. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LITTLE SECRET. GIRL, WATCH YOUR BACK. IF I EVER SEE YOU IN AN ALLEY, I WILL SHOVE A SLICE OF PIZZA IN YOUR MOUTH TO KEEP YOU QUIET ON SUCH CONFIDENTIAL MATTERS (I found a really good pizza place today, that you’d most likely enjoy. Talk about some delicious pizza!). AND I’LL REALLY PISS YOU OFF BY BRINGING...

Feb 11th

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Feb 11th

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A friend and I were walking around the city tonight and group of well-dressed guys walked by, and I overheard them saying “let’s find 5 single chicks! Then one of them was like how about those two over there (gesturing to us). I gave them a withering glare, and needless to say, they continued walking.

Feb 11th

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