my favorite thing about Facebook is when people put a picture of themselves as their cover photo

like
okay you’re pretty good looking but you must think pretty highly of yourself to have a profile and cover photo of your own face, eh?
well good for you, baby cakes. good for you.

when someone makes a passive aggressive status update about you

• Yess!!!! NINERS BABY, YEAH!!!
• THIS IS SAN FRANCISCO BABY!!!! LET’S GO #49ers
• Dear Raiders and Stealers fans…. no matter what happens today…. YOU LET HIM BEAT YOU (pic of athlete)
• niners are tearing shit up
• what’s that saints??? Oh right, you aint got shit to say now.
• TOUCHDOWN BABY!!!! DAVIS YEAA BUDDY!!! Feeling better now :)) Lets go Niners!!!
• Idgaf ! Im routing for my team ! & idgaf if u care or not . Fyi this is MY FACEBOOk ! My THOUGHTs ! So fuck you LETS GO San Francisco ♥ 4 9 :D
• TOUCH DOWN!!!!
• niners game, yee!!!
• Game day….is war on fb day…..thats just the way it is!! Haha
• Saints suck!!!………..now what??? Lol
• Omgee this is it ! Lets Go 49ERS ! Show me you got this . This is for you tia :) ♥
• Why are all these people talking crap about the ninners…?especially when the arnt a saints fan…? Oh well LETS GO NINNERS!
• Can’t wait for the 49ers to smash the Saints today >: D!
• LET’S GO NINNERS LET’S GO
• In frisco, at the niners game.
• I JUST GOT 49ER TICKETS!!!
• So Jealous of all the tailgaters driving to the 49rs game right now.
• Uggh I feel like shit >:/ I was throwing up all night last night :/ Hate being sick and my Niners play today all bad… Hopefully I get better so I can cheer my mo’fucking team on yeaa buddy!
• Niners game today, yee yee! (
• i believe this is my first year not going to a 49er football game since forever… :/ BLEH! (then he got tickets in case you were wondering)
• 49ers got that swag today. Damn. Lovin it. (:

I was going to take a screenshot of what my News Feed looks like right now, but these statuses wouldn’t all fit into one image post. A bit much, no?

some guy posted a picture of him at a new year’s “party” and literally every single person there is on a laptop or a cellphone

child, please. I can do that from the comfort of my own home

you didn’t get “hacked.” you simply failed to log out of your facebook, and someone updated your status. that is all.