caffeinated musings

Posted on 15th Jan at 5:24 AM, with 5 notes

"If you looked up ‘Awesome’ in the dictionary, you’d find a photo of J.K. Rowling. If you looked closer, you’d see J.K. Rowling holding a photo of Neil Patrick Harris. True story."

— me, texting my cousin at 2:24 AM

Posted on 15th Aug at 4:32 AM, with 13,074 notes

what a relief. all these years, I’ve been planning to call PETA about the dragon situation, but kept forgetting. stupid Remembrall wouldn’t tell me what it was that I was forgetting…but this totally just saved me a phone call, so thanks

Posted on 31st Jul at 9:08 PM, with 8 notes

J.K. Rowling’s birthday, Harry Potter’s birthday, birth of Pottermore, beginning of Shark Week, and now Washington has finally agreed to the unavoidable, which will allow us to hopefully narrowly avoid an economic catastrophe [seeing as we still need congressional approval]!

Good day, world.

Posted on 31st Jul at 3:41 PM, with 18 notes

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So, today is J.K. Rowling’s birthday, Harry Potter’s birthday, the birth of Pottermore, and the beginning of Shark Week!