I stole coffee from my brother’s room (who the hell does he think he is keeping it in his room, instead of in the kitchen where it belongs? Jerk). Anyways, I left shitty cappuccino mix on the kitchen counter, so if he came home and smelled coffee, he’d think it was the mix, and wouldn’t think I invaded his privacy or whatever.

Friend: Hey! What have you been up to?
Me: Locking myself in the library and only coming out for coffee and croissants. Jealous?

I blame Gilmore Girls for my coffee addiction.

Eating chocolate ice cream, even though I hate chocolate ice cream. what.

Can’t even taste the chocolate though ‘cause I sprinkled coffee all over it.
It’s actually pretty satisfying

No. Never mind this is disgusting. 

When my coffee is not hot enough

I can’t even

#firstworldproblems

Yesterday morning, I woke up, had a cup of coffee, and went out. Had another cup of coffee in the evening, then again at 1AM, then again at 4AM, then again this morning. Then had coffee, before meeting a friend for coffee.

what is my life.