I am srsly a serious cat 24/7.
don't bother following, baby cakes;
blog currently sucks
my cousin made a thing
I wanted a burger bigger than Oprah’s ego, but this was nice too.
This is not a convenient time to want freshly baked goods.
California~
made guac. yay guac.
FACT: If you order food during a hurricane, the delivery person gets to give you one free nut shot upon their arrival.
the delivery person should just wait until the hurricane is over.
poor dickwad hungwee customer will have to have their tummy wumble for a while longer…poor dickwad.
but then again, a nut shot would be fun?
everyone knows that McDonald’s is a totally fancy joint.
their ketchup even confirms it.
GREEN chocolate chip cookies?
You are cookies, not a damn pile of broccoli, why are you green.
Better get some Social Tea Biscuits next time I have a social event.
why are you doing this to me, Internet
SOMEONE MAKE GUAC FROM THESE SEXY AVOCADOS ASAP.
