caffeinated musings

I often find myself HOL (hissing out loud) when:

a Youtube video is blocked in my country
someone responds with something other than what I had planned for them to respond with
a URL I like is taken so I cannot hoard it
my friend (Hah! What friend?) bumps into me
a celebrity I like doesn’t follow me on Twitter even though I follow them (Hello! I do exist, mate)
I accidentally hit “send” before a text is worthy of being sent
someone interrupts me while I’m concentrating on doing something important (You do not interrupt a genius!!!1!)
I switch to a radio station right as a song I really like is ending
I’m at a coffee shop and someone dares to cut in front of me in line
a cat doesn’t want to play with me (Screw you too, meowtherfucker)