caffeinated musings

Posted on 14th Jan at 1:17 AM, with 1 note

I follow certain people on Twitter for the sole purpose of being able to mention them in my tweets should I ever want to do so.

I’m looking at you, Snoop Dogg.

Posted on 13th Dec at 7:45 PM, with 2 notes

I hate myself, which is insane considering how totally awesome I am.

Posted on 12th Dec at 2:48 AM, with 11 notes

Whenever I feel like hating myself, I take comfort in the fact that I’m not Rick Perry, and that helps a lot.

Posted on 8th Nov at 9:46 PM, with 91,685 notes

sometimes I wink at myself in front of the mirror just because it’s nice

Posted on 5th Nov at 2:09 AM

seto kaiba was the first guy I ever liked

Posted on 3rd Sep at 12:09 AM

Sometimes I just stare at this and pretend that Obama is clapping for me.

Aww shucks. You can stop now, man. I know, I deserve the applause, but your hands must be getting tired! Oh well, if you’re that into it, then you may carry on.